News Flash: Mets Stockpile Pitchers

Omar Minaya announced today that he traded all twelve pitchers on their post-season roster in order to stockpile pitchers for their World Series run.

"This was in the plan all along," Minaya told the press. "We always knew that because of potential injuries that we'd need a lot of pitchers. By trading these twelve, including Martinez, Glavine, Hernandez, and Wagner, to several teams, we were able to bring back fifty-two pitchers most of which were walk ons, but some of which were in Rookie ball. We need to be ready for the playoffs."